What has 15 days at my NGO done to me? (We will refer to it as NGO, for security reasons)

So, the time point at which I joined The NGO, they kick started a campaign to fight Global Warming. And what I realised when I stepped into the office on day one was that these people were obsessed with Global warming. Like big time. To a level of changing a lifestyle such that utopia takes over the present capitalist, consumerist world. Seemed a little improbable to me. But The Founder of The NGO is a phenomenon, he walks into a Nokia store to buy a phone and starts educating the sales persons there about global warming and its solutions.

And today when I visited my relatives, I realised I was possessed by The Founder, I was talking to my relatives about global warming, what to do, what not to do etc. Thankfully I am not as obsessed as The NGO is with 'An Inconvenient Truth'. My NGO for some reason beleives that the sole cause for a tsunami is 'global warming'. Anyway, I managed to educate them about tectonic plates, Alfred Wagner and all. NGO has helped me learn people skills, 'how to communicate with people who don't listen to you'. Well, it is tough. But we learn to adapt. We begin to trust in telepathy.

In 10 days my tryst with Global warming will end, while the rest of the world continues to deal with it.

Go watch An Inconvenient truth. Compost Kitchen waste, avoid plastics, plant bamboos around your home (they consume 250 kilos of CO2 in a year), reduce vehicular pollution, conserve energy; the best option being dont breathe. we exhale carbon di-oxide! I say China and India are the greatest contributors to Global warming.