I know that my blogpost title is the most abused headline, but it is so apt, I can't but abuse it again.
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To my dearest Mosquito Bat,

I love you swing you around like my Gadha (as in Gadha-Dhari-Bheem). You are the best thing that happened to me. I love to see mosquitoes writhe as life ebbs out of them. You have made me experience violence in the most useful manner. Mosquitoes were never meant to be. You, my weapon, are going to gain 'punya' by serving this mission to exterminate the most useless insect ever.

To you my mosquito bat, I owe my deep slumber.

love

S